le 4chinz God essay

Name:JUNKYARDANGEL(´・ω・`) 01/01/24(MON)7:38AM

this was for a /SOC/ essay thread, which is actually really creative, but mine was 1k over the limit 4Chan set (;`Д´) PICREL
more so a rant of... retarded things on the internet that people unironically believe than any sort of real essay
>t. average woman
>t. soc lurker

picrel, he had more than enough power to eradicate the earth but he chose to die, VIVA CRISTO REY

>God hates lgbt more than rape?
Just because God hates something (sin) does not mean he hates someone (you)

>if God real why am I going to hell?
you have free will, kid. No one is too far gone for God, get right if you want, your fear about going to hell makes it seem like you want to.

>God is racist
muhhhhhh human label construct going on an omnipotent God. t."muhh indigenous minorities are homeless!!!!"
they were as a whole culture, committing sins of idolatry, holy temple prostitution, adultery, homosexuality, incest, murder, bestiality, gang rape, and child sacrifice (source: knowingthebible.net)

>Can LGBT be Christian
yes and no, come as you are! but you'll end up identifying as nothing other than Christian, due to the fact Christ is Lord.
If you claim to be LGBT Christian you are either 1. larping because you used to be Christian 2. leftist lying about being LGBT to own teh Christobigots

>God sent HIS ONLY SON to DIE for degenerates to be SAVED?
t. not knowing the Holy trinity
t. not being grateful for a sacrifice a literal God made for you

>world sux why doesn't God smite us
He promised not to with the rainbow
t. wants people to die
t. rainbow owns LGBT
(evil lgbt stole and removed 1 color)

>God smited humanity so He's evil
t. Hasnt read the old testament.
>if God is real why did He let me attempt suicide?
t. doesn't know free will
t. blaming God for his own actions and isn't dead

>This is clearly grooming from the Christians
aaaaand its a book with information to challenge the common ideas atheists and non believers have.

>Predetermination
t. denying free will
t. denying the point of Christ's sacrifice
retarded ideology, not even worth talking about. just offended a ton of people, good. grow up.
>church sucks, Christians suck
t. blames humanity for personal relationship with God instead of praying for them

>Misogynistic Bible
an in depth look of the biblical texts reveals a rich and dynamic portrayal of women that transcends any simple characterization of misogyny. (ripped from my old essay draft from months ago, thanks, me!)
Have you seen the women Christian saints? Incredible women, we have strong female rep. Way better than Disney goyslop.

>But it says women need to shut up in church!!!!
Why interrupt service and ask, when you literally can ask someone later?
you can still teach others of God, just not lead a church or interrupt service
t. cant stop talking for 3 hours

>Misandrist Bible
Christian husband: expected to exhibit qualities such as love, kindness, patience, and faithfulness, love their wives as Christ loved the church.
Don't worry men, Christian women have to submit to you, but only if you are the ideal Christian husband, or else God won't listen to your prayers as much. And you can only divorce specifically in the idea of marital unfaithfulness. (Matthew 19:3-9, 1 Corinthians 7:10-16)
t. Men have feelings like women???

>proof of God
The proof is the Bible, which contains 2,000 years of experience for humanity and the lives of every person that ever lived and their interactions with God. Literal eye witnesses of the son, Jesus Christ, not to mention that scientific phenomena we cannot explain with our current level of understanding, which can be explained by the existence of God (big bang, the universe coming from a single point, etc) and also not rewritten over with orange crayon 5,000 years later

>t. this isn't proof it's a book written by an intelligent author who somehow had common sense about everything before his time!
or
>t. this is a retarded book with no sort of proof! have I read it? no, not one chapter (clearly)

>my favorite saints for the feminists on soc
Saint Barbara
Saint Elizabeth of Hungary
Saint Jeanne d'Arc
Saint Olga of Kyiv
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